So as I promised before here is the story about running into Tara again. I had managed to stay away from her pretty easily after that crazy night. Mostly because our mutual friend Brynn had moved away from NYC. But, when Brynn came into to town to visit and wanted to see as many people as possible, of course I had to stop by. She was the first girl I went to happy hour with after moving to the city! The first person to ask me to hang out with her and her friends.
I made a friend, Eleanor, come with me as a buffer/witness. So we talked to Brynn for a while and some of her other friends. Tara was there with her boyfriend, no fiance (poor, poor guy). We said an awkward hello. Then Tara's fiance brought his brother and his brother's friend with them to say hi. They didn't acknowledge us but that was fine. But at one point Tara's fiance's brother's friend walked past me and hit me so hard he completely knocked my entire, full drink out of my hand and then kept walking. He didn't even look back. Eleanor and I were standing against the wall and the bar wasn't that crowded. I don't even know why he managed to walk anywhere near us but how in the heck did he bump into me so hard and not even notice a thing? Or how is he not soaked from the entire contents of my full drink (which would be a little satisfying).
So I walked up to him and tapped him on the shoulder and told him politely that he just ran into me and knocked my entire drink out of my hand. He just started at me blankly like he didn't understand and then says to his friend, "Take care of this" and walks away.
So here is a mini back story. A long time ago the very first time I hung out with Brynn and Tara, I met Tara's boyfriend's brother. He was a lot younger and pretty good looking, if you like that whole Taylor Lautner look which doesn't really do it for me but whatever. He was hitting on me seriously and I just walked away from him. He kept telling Tara over and over that he really liked me. Then she tells me this and that he is a player. PUHlease! At one point, we kissed but that was it. He asked for my number and I told him no because it was wasteful when he wasn't even going to use it.
Anywho, back to the story...
So there I am standing there, so shocked that I walked away. I wasn't necessarily expecting him to buy another drink but at least apologize. He body checked a woman in a bar and doesn't even feel bad about it. I am telling all of this to Eleanor, Brynn and Tara comes over wondering what was going on. When I told her what had happened, she apologized for him and got me a new drink. I thanked her telling her she didn't have to do that because she isn't the one who did it in the first place. She said she knows that but he came with all of them. So once I had my new drink. I said something else like, "I still can't believe what an asshole that guy was," to Elaine and Brynn and then Tara went off. She started saying stuff like I couldn't call her friend an asshole and saying that she fixed the situation so it was over. I said that I appreciated her buying me a drink but that doesn't change how appallingly he acted. Then she started on a rant about how she doesn't like me and just started going off about stuff that had happened that crazy night. She was yelling and screaming like a crazy person. So I just looked at Eleanor and tilted my head towards the towards the door. Gave Brynn a hug apologizing and she said she was sorry too and that I didn't deserve that. All the meanwhile, Tara is still yelling. So Eleanor and I walked out.
We had plans to meet up with another friend Trisha for her birthday so we got in a cab and left. I get all the way up to the door of the second place, when I realize I left my credit card and ID at the last bar. FUCK! So Eleanor and I get back in a cab and head back over there. So when I get back to the first bar and I am walking back inside, there is the asshole standing outside. When the guy sees me, he starts shouting at me, "Hey! Didn't I spill your drink?" I just gave him a withering look. I just ignored him. I am pretty sure he offered to buy me a drink as I was ignoring him and walking back into the bar. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? It is vaguely reminiscent of middle school playground antics where the boy would hit you, pull your ponytail and that meant he liked you. Haven't we grown up? This wears me out.
Ugh. My dog is more mature than you.
-S
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
Wednesday, October 9, 2013
Cautionary Tale
One afternoon a long time ago (like almost 1.5 years ago) 3 coworkers decided that it was much too nice of a day (and a Friday) to sit inside and pretend to work. Granted this decision was fueled by a boozy lunch, but I digress. So the three coworkers pretty much went to lunch and never went back. (This is a fictional story to protect the fictional characters who may or may not be involved.) The three coworkers then decided that since it happened to be opening day for the Yankees, that they should definitely go to the game. Mind you this decision was thought of several drinks in and the three coworkers soon realized that getting into a Yankees game on opening day would be about as likely as making it to the subway from your apartment without getting ogled by the construction workers for the 2nd Ave. Subway. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. Because getting into an opening day game even for the worst, most unpopular team is usually difficult.
So the three coworkers then decided to go bar hopping on a Friday afternoon instead. At first, they went to a bar in Time Square and then realized that touristy bars are expensive. Not to mention that this particular place, the ceiling was leaking and dripping all over the patrons. They had one drink and discussed, "Where in the city are there cheaper drinks?"
"East Village, of course!"
So the three coworkers hopped into a cab in Time Square/almost rush hour traffic. Needless to say, it took awhile. But at least the three coworkers were a couple (ok several) drinks in so what did they care? They weren't working!
So once they reached the East Village, the three coworkers walked around and noticed that bars either weren't open or were completely dead. What? Everyone else didn't get the memo to skip out on work? How rude. So the coworkers found a bar and had a couple more drinks there until it was deemed by East Village standards an appropriate hour to actually start drinking. One of the group had to leave to meet his girlfriend and her parents for dinner. In Long Island. he he Good luck with that!
The other two, we will call Jackie and Susie forged on with their mission. Finally, Croxley's was opened and Susie could have the chicken wings that she desperately wanted. Jackie was just being a good friend because she is a vegetarian. What did they discover? Croxley's has a chicken wing buffet on Friday afternoons! AWESOME! So Jackie invited some more friends to join, one was an ass. Then Susie in her chicken wing/beer induced state found a lovely hippy boy who was willing to share his stool with her. They started talking and he invited her back to his place with his roommates to listen to music. Susie was feeling good so she decided to throw caution to the wind.
So lovely, hippy boy is around 35 years old, lives with 3 other people in an apartment in Alphabet City. He doesn't live in a room, he lives in a closet. Now I know what you're thinking, you think I am being sarcastic and calling a very small bedroom a closet. Normally, you'd be right but not this time. He actually lived in a closet. With a close rack. He also did not have a bed. His bed was a climbing/gymnastic mat. And lastly, he did not have a door. What he did have instead was the neon bead curtains.
Now, Susie is not a materialistic, shallow girl. She likes hippies for crying out loud! BUT she does sort of have to put her foot down for not owning a bed... or a door. It was an eye-opening experience for little Susie! She had no idea she needed to set her standards just a little bit higher...
Needless to say, she politely excused herself and went home to her own apartment with a bedroom door, and a bed, which is complete with linens and a comforter.
Like I said, it is a fictional but cautionary tale...
The lesson definitely is not about skipping work. You should do that as much as you can get away with it. The lesson is maybe you should sneak it into conversation before you go back to someone's apartment on whether they have a bed. Unless that is not something that you care about then, Susie has a very lovely, hippy should would like to introduce you to.
-S
P.S. Anytime you wonder if you are maladjusted just remember, I saw a grown, well-dressed woman sucking her thumb (not once but twice) on the subway...
So the three coworkers then decided to go bar hopping on a Friday afternoon instead. At first, they went to a bar in Time Square and then realized that touristy bars are expensive. Not to mention that this particular place, the ceiling was leaking and dripping all over the patrons. They had one drink and discussed, "Where in the city are there cheaper drinks?"
"East Village, of course!"
So the three coworkers hopped into a cab in Time Square/almost rush hour traffic. Needless to say, it took awhile. But at least the three coworkers were a couple (ok several) drinks in so what did they care? They weren't working!
So once they reached the East Village, the three coworkers walked around and noticed that bars either weren't open or were completely dead. What? Everyone else didn't get the memo to skip out on work? How rude. So the coworkers found a bar and had a couple more drinks there until it was deemed by East Village standards an appropriate hour to actually start drinking. One of the group had to leave to meet his girlfriend and her parents for dinner. In Long Island. he he Good luck with that!
The other two, we will call Jackie and Susie forged on with their mission. Finally, Croxley's was opened and Susie could have the chicken wings that she desperately wanted. Jackie was just being a good friend because she is a vegetarian. What did they discover? Croxley's has a chicken wing buffet on Friday afternoons! AWESOME! So Jackie invited some more friends to join, one was an ass. Then Susie in her chicken wing/beer induced state found a lovely hippy boy who was willing to share his stool with her. They started talking and he invited her back to his place with his roommates to listen to music. Susie was feeling good so she decided to throw caution to the wind.
So lovely, hippy boy is around 35 years old, lives with 3 other people in an apartment in Alphabet City. He doesn't live in a room, he lives in a closet. Now I know what you're thinking, you think I am being sarcastic and calling a very small bedroom a closet. Normally, you'd be right but not this time. He actually lived in a closet. With a close rack. He also did not have a bed. His bed was a climbing/gymnastic mat. And lastly, he did not have a door. What he did have instead was the neon bead curtains.
Now, Susie is not a materialistic, shallow girl. She likes hippies for crying out loud! BUT she does sort of have to put her foot down for not owning a bed... or a door. It was an eye-opening experience for little Susie! She had no idea she needed to set her standards just a little bit higher...
Needless to say, she politely excused herself and went home to her own apartment with a bedroom door, and a bed, which is complete with linens and a comforter.
Like I said, it is a fictional but cautionary tale...
The lesson definitely is not about skipping work. You should do that as much as you can get away with it. The lesson is maybe you should sneak it into conversation before you go back to someone's apartment on whether they have a bed. Unless that is not something that you care about then, Susie has a very lovely, hippy should would like to introduce you to.
-S
P.S. Anytime you wonder if you are maladjusted just remember, I saw a grown, well-dressed woman sucking her thumb (not once but twice) on the subway...
Monday, September 30, 2013
Disappointment, Heat wave, Sushi and Japanese Lessons
So the other day a new friend and I met up for a drink after work. Our plan was to have a drink or two at the Kimberly Hotel rooftop bar and then go to a jazz club where her brother was playing. I have heard good things about the rooftop bar there and I have been wanting to try it. This particular evening was also smack dab in the middle of a heat wave so it is disgustingly hot outside. So I got to the hotel to wait for her, but then I got a text message saying that she was running late. I am standing outside the hotel with sweat seriously dripping off of every inch of me. A drink would be lovely right now. So I decide to go inside and sit my sweat-covered ass on one of the lovely chair cushions in the hotel lobby while being covertly started at by the hotel employees trying to determine if I am homeless, loitering, etc. Then I overhear people asking about the rooftop bar and one of the employees says it is closed for a private party. What a bummer. So I wait inside until I am sure I have outstayed my welcome and go back outside to wait. Finally, she shows up and we find a bar to have a refreshing, cold beer.
We are just sitting at the bar chatting, and the girl sitting next to her is already drunk with her boyfriend and she keeps moving her stool so she is practically sitting on top of my friend. So my friend said something to her. The girl was definitely drunk and not entirely sure the girl understood English. Then later out of the corner of my eye, I see this guy fall flat on his face. He didn't crumple or anything. He seriously fell like a tree that had been chopped down. Then he laid there and didn't move. It was scary. He fell really hard. The bartender raced over, practically jumping over the bar and helped his friends pick him up. He was definitely bleeding, which I do not deal with well at all. He was standing on his own and after a minute, he passed out again. but this time his friend was behind him and caught him before he hit his head again. It was really scary because I saw his eyes go back in his head and he had blood on his face. They got him to sit down and the bartender says to us, "What's the number for an ambulance?"
We look at him. Waiting for an explanation.
He says, "Is it 911?"
We were both like I don't know of another number to call for an emergency. Maybe he was foreign (which most bartenders are). Then the ambulance came and carted the guy away. It was all so dramatic. We couldn't tell if the guy was drunk or if it was the heat. Maybe a combination of both?
So then we left and headed to the jazz club, which is called, "Something" Jazz. It is owned and ran by Japanese people. So we get to this place and it is upstairs in a nondescript building. Like where an apartment would normally be.
We were greeted by the people at the club in Japanese.
He bowed and said, "Konnichiwa!"
So I bowed too and said it back and the guy was so impressed.
So the music was already playing and it was a nice atmosphere. We decided to order some food, which of course was SUSHI!
When the server brought our food, I said, "Domo." And they were really excited again! It was pretty cool. we sat and enjoyed the music and food. We were even shushed by the owner because we were talking too loud. Oops. Then when we were done, the owner came by to clear away the plates and he promptly lectured us on how we did not eat sushi properly. Now I already knew this because I have read many articles on how to eat sushi properly because I hope to go to Japan someday and not embarrass myself and/or get yelled at. So my friend's faux pas was using too much soy sauce. He said she drowned it and that makes it too salty.
Then mine was mixing the wasabi with the soy sauce. Oh well. I still said, "Sayonara" on the way out. :)
-S
P.S. Not the most exciting story that I have but just a typical, random Thursday night out in the city!
We are just sitting at the bar chatting, and the girl sitting next to her is already drunk with her boyfriend and she keeps moving her stool so she is practically sitting on top of my friend. So my friend said something to her. The girl was definitely drunk and not entirely sure the girl understood English. Then later out of the corner of my eye, I see this guy fall flat on his face. He didn't crumple or anything. He seriously fell like a tree that had been chopped down. Then he laid there and didn't move. It was scary. He fell really hard. The bartender raced over, practically jumping over the bar and helped his friends pick him up. He was definitely bleeding, which I do not deal with well at all. He was standing on his own and after a minute, he passed out again. but this time his friend was behind him and caught him before he hit his head again. It was really scary because I saw his eyes go back in his head and he had blood on his face. They got him to sit down and the bartender says to us, "What's the number for an ambulance?"
We look at him. Waiting for an explanation.
He says, "Is it 911?"
We were both like I don't know of another number to call for an emergency. Maybe he was foreign (which most bartenders are). Then the ambulance came and carted the guy away. It was all so dramatic. We couldn't tell if the guy was drunk or if it was the heat. Maybe a combination of both?
So then we left and headed to the jazz club, which is called, "Something" Jazz. It is owned and ran by Japanese people. So we get to this place and it is upstairs in a nondescript building. Like where an apartment would normally be.
We were greeted by the people at the club in Japanese.
He bowed and said, "Konnichiwa!"
So I bowed too and said it back and the guy was so impressed.
So the music was already playing and it was a nice atmosphere. We decided to order some food, which of course was SUSHI!
When the server brought our food, I said, "Domo." And they were really excited again! It was pretty cool. we sat and enjoyed the music and food. We were even shushed by the owner because we were talking too loud. Oops. Then when we were done, the owner came by to clear away the plates and he promptly lectured us on how we did not eat sushi properly. Now I already knew this because I have read many articles on how to eat sushi properly because I hope to go to Japan someday and not embarrass myself and/or get yelled at. So my friend's faux pas was using too much soy sauce. He said she drowned it and that makes it too salty.
Then mine was mixing the wasabi with the soy sauce. Oh well. I still said, "Sayonara" on the way out. :)
-S
P.S. Not the most exciting story that I have but just a typical, random Thursday night out in the city!
Monday, September 23, 2013
Distractions...
To survive in NYC as a single person, you need at least one distraction.
distraction : a guy/girl who is attractive and into you but for some reason (e.g., distance, job, age, education level, or laziness) you aren't sure you are ready for a full-time or even part-time relationship with (usually a heavily texting or social media interaction)
I wholeheartedly believe that distractions keep you from going insane in this city. I believe in having more than one distraction but it can get a bit crazy. Also, distractions help you to not dwell on one particular interest. It helps keep you level-headed and sane because you don't have the time or the energy to text stalk someone because your distraction is texting you. ;0
Although, distractions might have a shorter shelf life than other situations. Some people don't enjoy being strung along indefinitely. (If distance is one of the factors, it might last a little longer). Since, they have a shorter shelf life, you might need to replace them often.
It also sucks when your distraction gets distracted and can't distract you anymore. You will need to find a new distraction. It is always possible for a distraction to resurface.
You also might find yourself in the situation where you need a distraction (or two) from your distraction. Now this is a little iffy because if you find yourself in the situation where you need to distract yourself from your distraction, there might be an argument that your distraction has become less of a distraction and more relevant than one would have originally hoped. This is where finding new distractions is key. If you do want to keep this other distraction but you think you need to back off for some reason (e.g., late night/drunken text messages, keeping your dignity), then you should definitely find other distractions that still boost your ego and make you feel attractive and keep your attention otherwise engaged.
This is very strategic but true.
Currently, I am entertaining 4 distractions all at different levels of interest but each capable of serving their limited purpose.
-S
P.S. New York is a very fast-paced city, if you don't stay relevant, you don't exist.
distraction : a guy/girl who is attractive and into you but for some reason (e.g., distance, job, age, education level, or laziness) you aren't sure you are ready for a full-time or even part-time relationship with (usually a heavily texting or social media interaction)
I wholeheartedly believe that distractions keep you from going insane in this city. I believe in having more than one distraction but it can get a bit crazy. Also, distractions help you to not dwell on one particular interest. It helps keep you level-headed and sane because you don't have the time or the energy to text stalk someone because your distraction is texting you. ;0
Although, distractions might have a shorter shelf life than other situations. Some people don't enjoy being strung along indefinitely. (If distance is one of the factors, it might last a little longer). Since, they have a shorter shelf life, you might need to replace them often.
It also sucks when your distraction gets distracted and can't distract you anymore. You will need to find a new distraction. It is always possible for a distraction to resurface.
You also might find yourself in the situation where you need a distraction (or two) from your distraction. Now this is a little iffy because if you find yourself in the situation where you need to distract yourself from your distraction, there might be an argument that your distraction has become less of a distraction and more relevant than one would have originally hoped. This is where finding new distractions is key. If you do want to keep this other distraction but you think you need to back off for some reason (e.g., late night/drunken text messages, keeping your dignity), then you should definitely find other distractions that still boost your ego and make you feel attractive and keep your attention otherwise engaged.
This is very strategic but true.
Currently, I am entertaining 4 distractions all at different levels of interest but each capable of serving their limited purpose.
-S
P.S. New York is a very fast-paced city, if you don't stay relevant, you don't exist.
Tuesday, September 17, 2013
A Hellish Night that won't Die...
This particular night happened about 2 months after I moved to NYC. The girl mentioned in the story has been featured in a couple of earlier stories in this blog but I will change her name here to be nice... (although believe me she does not deserve it).
So on a random Friday night, Tara asks if I would be interested in grabbing a glass of wine or two. She lives in Brooklyn but was willing to drive into the city and go out somewhere in my hood. She said she didn't want a crazy night but didn't want to sit at home by herself either. Understandable. So I said, "Sure." So we went to Auction House. The Auction House is a really interesting lounge/bar that has the weirdest rules to get, such as you have to be over 25 and not wearing fur. They stick to those rules too. I have seen it. Also, it has this darkly lit, velvet curtains, naked Victorian lady paintings vibe.
So Tara and I are having a glass of wine at the bar, just talking and she wants to go outside to smoke. We are standing outside and this guy walks up and just starts talking to us like he already knew us. Like we were in the middle of a conversation with him and he had just walked away for a second. It was the weirdest thing. I kept looking at him, trying to figure out what the heck was going on and if Tara did, in fact, know this guy. Tara just seems to be going with it. By the way, Tara has a boyfriend that she lives with. So I am just standing there and they are talking about Halloween (which was coming up), places to go and costume ideas.
He asks if he can buy us a drink and Tara agrees. So he comes inside the bar with us. Tara and him are talking and I am just standing there still trying to figure out exactly what is going on. He then turns to me and says, "What is with your cunty attitude?" Full disclosure, I hate this word. I think it is one of the worst words you can call a woman. I hate even repeating it. But, I think for the full impact of this story and the way I felt this night, it is necessary.
Now I am completely taken aback by this comment. I have no idea what to say. I have said next to nothing to him and definitely did not deserve that. So Tara acts like it is no big deal and I just say, "You need to apologize because that was completely uncalled for." He just laughed it off and Tara and him kept talking.
Now I know what you are going to say. I know, I know, I should have just walked out right there, but I didn't. So anyway he starts talking to me and when I am unresponsive, he asks if I am still mad. I told him that I didn't want to talk to someone who uses that kind of offensive, oppressive language. He said it wasn't offensive or oppressive. He said, "It isn't like women have ever been oppressed." I said, "Really? Because it is my understanding that until pretty recently women were seen as property and did not have the right to voice." He didn't have anything to say to that. Now I am not sure that I consider myself a full on feminist but frankly, I am pretty sick and tired of being a woman that constantly has to justify her education and that she IS, in fact, just as smart and capable as a man.
Then he started talking about the holocaust. Why? I have no idea. So I said that I had actually read a lot about it and found it an interesting piece of history that hopefully we can all learn from and learn to accept people's differences. He then said that, "You need to get off of your liberal soap box and stop being anti-Semitic."
Huh?
Me? Liberal? Anti-Semitic? What?
So then I tried to walk away and he tried dancing with me. I said, " Please leave me alone. You are clearly interested in my friend. Why don't you go talk to her?"
Tara at this point had wandered off somewhere else, leaving me with this guy. He responds with, "Why can't you believe that I like you?"
Huh?
So confused.
I said, "Maybe because you called me the c-word, and anti-Semitic." So again I tried to walk away to find Tara and he grabbed my arm. I started raising my voice, telling him to let go. The bouncer comes over and asks what the problem is. I told him that I was trying to walk away but he grabbed my arm and wouldn't let go. The bouncer then tells me that we didn't stop we would both be kicked out. Seriously? I am trying to walk away, a strange guy grabs my arm and won't let go and I am going to get thrown out on the street with said guy. Yes, that sounds like an assault waiting to happen. Thanks. I did tell the bouncer that I am trying to walk away. The bouncer did tell the guy to leave me alone and I walked away. I am assuming he left.
So then I found Tara talking to a big group of people, flirting with a guy who clearly had a girlfriend because she was giving Tara the worst looks. As soon as I find her and try to smooth over that situation, she walks away again. So I am left with that girlfriend yelling at me. Jeez. I just walked away again. At least the girl let me. Did I mention that Tara has a boyfriend?? A really nice one too.
So then when I extricate myself from that situation, I find her talking to two old dudes at the other end of the bar. Can I just say by this point I am mentally exhausted? I really just want to go home. I do not want to be following after a 35 year old woman, cleaning up her messes. So those old guys are flirting with her and when I walk up they ask if would like to join them to partake of some cocaine. I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. Of course, I politely declined the offer. I actually think Tara thought about it. Somehow we eventually were standing outside the bar with these same guys because she kept talking to them. Why would you let a little cocaine offer deter you? The one who offered was asking Tara to come home with him. She got frustrated that he wasn't leaving her alone and finally acknowledged that she does, in fact, have a boyfriend and proceeded to scream, "I am not going home with you. I am not going to sleep with you. I have a boyfriend." Well, that got him and his friend's attention and they took off.
So just when I think this evening is finally over, these three people approach us. It was a girl and two guys. Something about the look of this group gave me the creeps. Nothing I could put my finger on. There were around the same age, they were dressed normal but still...
Anyway, they started talking to us (about what I have no idea) and then try to convince us to come over to one of their apartments, which was supposed to be around the corner. It is sometime between 3 or 4 am. Not only has my night been shitty and completely draining, I am exhausted and I need to let my dog out. So I try to make excuses but they aren't taking no for an answer. It also seems like Tara wants to go to their apartment. So I say I have to let my dog out. They all walk with me to my apartment. On the way there, we got on the subject on why my night has been so bad so I told them about it. Tara chimes in and says, "You are only offended because you are from Missouri. People don't get offended by the c-word here."
The way she said it was like I was this complete and total hick that was being a baby. After that I let my dog out and let them all know that I was going to bed. I asked Tara repeatedly if she was ok and told her she could stay with me. She insisted she was fine and that she wanted to go to these people's apartment. There was nothing more for me to say or do. She is a big girl. Side note: I didn't think Tara was that drunk. I only recall her having 2-3 glasses of wine but there were plenty of moments where I didn't see her. She seemed to go from completely fine to wasted in the blink of an eye. So I went home and fell asleep.
The next morning I heard from her saying she walked with those people for a couple of blocks and then decided that she wanted to go home. She said it took her almost an hour to find where she has parked her car. Then when she was driving, she hit something and messed up her car so bad that it couldn't drive so she had to take a cab and have her car towed. When I told our mutual friend this story, she told me that she hit a cab! Ugh. I decided after that night that for many reasons she was not a good friend to have. She didn't stand up for me with that loser, she made fun of me, and got me into crazy situations. She is just too much drama for me. I actually ran into again much later but that is a story for another time. By the way, she is still bat shit crazy!
-S
P.S. Sorry it is a long one. :)
So on a random Friday night, Tara asks if I would be interested in grabbing a glass of wine or two. She lives in Brooklyn but was willing to drive into the city and go out somewhere in my hood. She said she didn't want a crazy night but didn't want to sit at home by herself either. Understandable. So I said, "Sure." So we went to Auction House. The Auction House is a really interesting lounge/bar that has the weirdest rules to get, such as you have to be over 25 and not wearing fur. They stick to those rules too. I have seen it. Also, it has this darkly lit, velvet curtains, naked Victorian lady paintings vibe.
So Tara and I are having a glass of wine at the bar, just talking and she wants to go outside to smoke. We are standing outside and this guy walks up and just starts talking to us like he already knew us. Like we were in the middle of a conversation with him and he had just walked away for a second. It was the weirdest thing. I kept looking at him, trying to figure out what the heck was going on and if Tara did, in fact, know this guy. Tara just seems to be going with it. By the way, Tara has a boyfriend that she lives with. So I am just standing there and they are talking about Halloween (which was coming up), places to go and costume ideas.
He asks if he can buy us a drink and Tara agrees. So he comes inside the bar with us. Tara and him are talking and I am just standing there still trying to figure out exactly what is going on. He then turns to me and says, "What is with your cunty attitude?" Full disclosure, I hate this word. I think it is one of the worst words you can call a woman. I hate even repeating it. But, I think for the full impact of this story and the way I felt this night, it is necessary.
Now I am completely taken aback by this comment. I have no idea what to say. I have said next to nothing to him and definitely did not deserve that. So Tara acts like it is no big deal and I just say, "You need to apologize because that was completely uncalled for." He just laughed it off and Tara and him kept talking.
Now I know what you are going to say. I know, I know, I should have just walked out right there, but I didn't. So anyway he starts talking to me and when I am unresponsive, he asks if I am still mad. I told him that I didn't want to talk to someone who uses that kind of offensive, oppressive language. He said it wasn't offensive or oppressive. He said, "It isn't like women have ever been oppressed." I said, "Really? Because it is my understanding that until pretty recently women were seen as property and did not have the right to voice." He didn't have anything to say to that. Now I am not sure that I consider myself a full on feminist but frankly, I am pretty sick and tired of being a woman that constantly has to justify her education and that she IS, in fact, just as smart and capable as a man.
Then he started talking about the holocaust. Why? I have no idea. So I said that I had actually read a lot about it and found it an interesting piece of history that hopefully we can all learn from and learn to accept people's differences. He then said that, "You need to get off of your liberal soap box and stop being anti-Semitic."
Huh?
Me? Liberal? Anti-Semitic? What?
So then I tried to walk away and he tried dancing with me. I said, " Please leave me alone. You are clearly interested in my friend. Why don't you go talk to her?"
Tara at this point had wandered off somewhere else, leaving me with this guy. He responds with, "Why can't you believe that I like you?"
Huh?
So confused.
I said, "Maybe because you called me the c-word, and anti-Semitic." So again I tried to walk away to find Tara and he grabbed my arm. I started raising my voice, telling him to let go. The bouncer comes over and asks what the problem is. I told him that I was trying to walk away but he grabbed my arm and wouldn't let go. The bouncer then tells me that we didn't stop we would both be kicked out. Seriously? I am trying to walk away, a strange guy grabs my arm and won't let go and I am going to get thrown out on the street with said guy. Yes, that sounds like an assault waiting to happen. Thanks. I did tell the bouncer that I am trying to walk away. The bouncer did tell the guy to leave me alone and I walked away. I am assuming he left.
So then I found Tara talking to a big group of people, flirting with a guy who clearly had a girlfriend because she was giving Tara the worst looks. As soon as I find her and try to smooth over that situation, she walks away again. So I am left with that girlfriend yelling at me. Jeez. I just walked away again. At least the girl let me. Did I mention that Tara has a boyfriend?? A really nice one too.
So then when I extricate myself from that situation, I find her talking to two old dudes at the other end of the bar. Can I just say by this point I am mentally exhausted? I really just want to go home. I do not want to be following after a 35 year old woman, cleaning up her messes. So those old guys are flirting with her and when I walk up they ask if would like to join them to partake of some cocaine. I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. Of course, I politely declined the offer. I actually think Tara thought about it. Somehow we eventually were standing outside the bar with these same guys because she kept talking to them. Why would you let a little cocaine offer deter you? The one who offered was asking Tara to come home with him. She got frustrated that he wasn't leaving her alone and finally acknowledged that she does, in fact, have a boyfriend and proceeded to scream, "I am not going home with you. I am not going to sleep with you. I have a boyfriend." Well, that got him and his friend's attention and they took off.
So just when I think this evening is finally over, these three people approach us. It was a girl and two guys. Something about the look of this group gave me the creeps. Nothing I could put my finger on. There were around the same age, they were dressed normal but still...
Anyway, they started talking to us (about what I have no idea) and then try to convince us to come over to one of their apartments, which was supposed to be around the corner. It is sometime between 3 or 4 am. Not only has my night been shitty and completely draining, I am exhausted and I need to let my dog out. So I try to make excuses but they aren't taking no for an answer. It also seems like Tara wants to go to their apartment. So I say I have to let my dog out. They all walk with me to my apartment. On the way there, we got on the subject on why my night has been so bad so I told them about it. Tara chimes in and says, "You are only offended because you are from Missouri. People don't get offended by the c-word here."
The way she said it was like I was this complete and total hick that was being a baby. After that I let my dog out and let them all know that I was going to bed. I asked Tara repeatedly if she was ok and told her she could stay with me. She insisted she was fine and that she wanted to go to these people's apartment. There was nothing more for me to say or do. She is a big girl. Side note: I didn't think Tara was that drunk. I only recall her having 2-3 glasses of wine but there were plenty of moments where I didn't see her. She seemed to go from completely fine to wasted in the blink of an eye. So I went home and fell asleep.
The next morning I heard from her saying she walked with those people for a couple of blocks and then decided that she wanted to go home. She said it took her almost an hour to find where she has parked her car. Then when she was driving, she hit something and messed up her car so bad that it couldn't drive so she had to take a cab and have her car towed. When I told our mutual friend this story, she told me that she hit a cab! Ugh. I decided after that night that for many reasons she was not a good friend to have. She didn't stand up for me with that loser, she made fun of me, and got me into crazy situations. She is just too much drama for me. I actually ran into again much later but that is a story for another time. By the way, she is still bat shit crazy!
-S
P.S. Sorry it is a long one. :)
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
Typical vs. Rare Actual Commute on the Always Pleasant Subway
So here is an example of a typical commute to work:
Usually I make it to the 2-3 blocks to the subway uneventfully (now I live 1 very steep avenue further away, boo hiss). Most likely I will be listening to music on my iPhone to encourage myself to walk faster and to blissfully ignore any potential deterrents or unpleasant disturbances (e.g., panhandlers, crazies, construction workers, just overly horny men in general, etc.) Next, I am standing on the platform. I guess I left out the fight through the turnstile, while people are trying to come out the same said turnstile. You just have to barrel your way through or you will be standing there forever. Also, have your subway card ready. Seriously. Did you just walk all the way to the subway station and not realize you were actually going to take the subway? Was the walk down to the dank, smelly and ridiculously humid subway station sound like a fun thing to do at 9 am on a Tuesday? Just checking.
Check the next train to come on the countdown clock. (I am fortunate to live near the 4, 5 and 6, which has the countdown clocks. It helps to relieve frustration to know when the next train is coming or not coming.) Ok. Next train 2 mins. Constantly look down the tunnel (while trying not to stand to close to the edge) to see if the train is coming yet. Eye everyone around you. Size them up. Get a real good look. Can you take them if it comes between you and a coveted seat?
Train is coming, find your spot where you are certain to be strategically placed right to the right or left of the train car door. This is all a crap shoot of course if for whatever reason the trains are delayed or you just get to the station at the wrong time and everyone is just smashed into the car together like sardines. Good times, good times.
I kid, I kid. (Not really.)
Ok. Here was my actual commute one morning:
On the platform, blissfully minding my own business, listening to music while playing a game on my phone. The train pulls up. The platform isn't crowded and neither is the car, so it is a good sign. Wait for people to get off the train. The girl who was waiting on the platform with me, stood on the other side of the door and then did not wait for people to get off. She practically ran to get a seat. I mosied on into the train conceding defeat to get the pole to hold on to. I swear she kept staring at me triumphantly. Like mocking me that she got a seat and I didn't. If that is the best thing that happens to her today, I feel sorry for her. I just have to really feel bad for someone who poses a ridiculous competition with an unknowing, and unwilling person. Seriously? Good job. Your life must suck if you feel the need to gloat to a complete stranger who was even trying for the seat.
So then I safely arrive at Grand Central and go to my normal coffee shop, Financier. I swear to all that is holy, when I walked in at the end of the line there was a fairly dirty man awkwardly pacing. Then I noticed him slip one of the fancy, expensive packages of pastries into his Ricky's bag. Then he awkwardly moved around again and then just walked out. I wanted to say something but what if I was wrong? I wasn't 100% certain of what I saw. The more I thought about it, the more I seemed sure that I had in fact witnessed a mostly likely homeless man steal a box of overpriced pastries. And the other funny thing was no one else seemed to notice either. Not the works or any of the many people in line. To be fair though, we are talking about people dying to get their morning caffeine fix and staring at a counter of pastries. Obviously, that is much more important/pleasant than the dirty/homeless man pacing awkwardly.
Kisses.
-S
Usually I make it to the 2-3 blocks to the subway uneventfully (now I live 1 very steep avenue further away, boo hiss). Most likely I will be listening to music on my iPhone to encourage myself to walk faster and to blissfully ignore any potential deterrents or unpleasant disturbances (e.g., panhandlers, crazies, construction workers, just overly horny men in general, etc.) Next, I am standing on the platform. I guess I left out the fight through the turnstile, while people are trying to come out the same said turnstile. You just have to barrel your way through or you will be standing there forever. Also, have your subway card ready. Seriously. Did you just walk all the way to the subway station and not realize you were actually going to take the subway? Was the walk down to the dank, smelly and ridiculously humid subway station sound like a fun thing to do at 9 am on a Tuesday? Just checking.
Check the next train to come on the countdown clock. (I am fortunate to live near the 4, 5 and 6, which has the countdown clocks. It helps to relieve frustration to know when the next train is coming or not coming.) Ok. Next train 2 mins. Constantly look down the tunnel (while trying not to stand to close to the edge) to see if the train is coming yet. Eye everyone around you. Size them up. Get a real good look. Can you take them if it comes between you and a coveted seat?
Train is coming, find your spot where you are certain to be strategically placed right to the right or left of the train car door. This is all a crap shoot of course if for whatever reason the trains are delayed or you just get to the station at the wrong time and everyone is just smashed into the car together like sardines. Good times, good times.
I kid, I kid. (Not really.)
Ok. Here was my actual commute one morning:
On the platform, blissfully minding my own business, listening to music while playing a game on my phone. The train pulls up. The platform isn't crowded and neither is the car, so it is a good sign. Wait for people to get off the train. The girl who was waiting on the platform with me, stood on the other side of the door and then did not wait for people to get off. She practically ran to get a seat. I mosied on into the train conceding defeat to get the pole to hold on to. I swear she kept staring at me triumphantly. Like mocking me that she got a seat and I didn't. If that is the best thing that happens to her today, I feel sorry for her. I just have to really feel bad for someone who poses a ridiculous competition with an unknowing, and unwilling person. Seriously? Good job. Your life must suck if you feel the need to gloat to a complete stranger who was even trying for the seat.
So then I safely arrive at Grand Central and go to my normal coffee shop, Financier. I swear to all that is holy, when I walked in at the end of the line there was a fairly dirty man awkwardly pacing. Then I noticed him slip one of the fancy, expensive packages of pastries into his Ricky's bag. Then he awkwardly moved around again and then just walked out. I wanted to say something but what if I was wrong? I wasn't 100% certain of what I saw. The more I thought about it, the more I seemed sure that I had in fact witnessed a mostly likely homeless man steal a box of overpriced pastries. And the other funny thing was no one else seemed to notice either. Not the works or any of the many people in line. To be fair though, we are talking about people dying to get their morning caffeine fix and staring at a counter of pastries. Obviously, that is much more important/pleasant than the dirty/homeless man pacing awkwardly.
Kisses.
-S
P.S.
On another note, last night I was at Molly Pitcher's having a drink with Jewel and none other than Stefan was sitting at the same end of the bar. Remember him from like the most awful, awkward date ever when I first moved here???? He stayed at his part of the bar for awhile too. It seemed like he might've recognized me and been trying to get my attention but I refused to look in that direction at all. I am not as nice as I was 2 years ago. He does not want to try that again. Trust.Tuesday, September 3, 2013
A new first: 2 numbers in 1 night.
So a last month, it was a good friend's birthday. Let's call her Mary. So she had a happy hour at Bryant Park Cafe for her friends. Even her mom came and she was super cute. ;) Bryant Park Cafe is an open air outdoor bar facing Bryant Park and right up next to the New York Public Library (the one that is featured in the movie Ghostbusters).
So we are having a good time drinking and someone (I think it was Jamie) had brought a couple of containers of mini cupcakes from Baked by Melissa. They were delicious but so many of them! An entire tray of like 12-20 cupcakes were uneaten and none of Mary's friends seemed to want them. So I decided to help get rid of them. I tried to use them to help a couple of friends go up and talk to guys but while we were trying to decide who to talk to a guy came up and asked for a cupcake. He was cute, usually my type but still it is rare for guys to just walk up to a girl in NYC, especially a girl with large group. I told him they were not free. He asked what the price was and I told him he had to do jumping jacks. He looked like he was seriously about to start doing jumping jacks and then he said, "Well I really only came over to talk to you and I don't really want the cupcakes." Well played, sir. He seemed really sweet although maybe trying a little too hard and just saying the things that he "thinks" that I want to here. Like for a 26 year old guy, he was telling me how his last couple of girlfriends had been significantly older than him and also that he liked to cuddle and watch chick flicks. And I am pretty sure that he said something about crying at certain movies. I don't know why guys think girls want to know or hear this. I know I don't. If I found out these things by spending time with a guy that would be ok, but to declare these things to a total stranger just makes you sound weird. Like it is a banner saying, "I am full of shit and I just want you to like me." I don't know. Maybe I am cynical but there it is. Anyway after telling me all about himself and his sensitive ways, he asked for my phone number. I gave it to him because let's be real, it is expensive to eat in this city. Haven't heard from him since that night. Why do the whole production? Of coming over and force feeding me these lines only to not go through with it? Doesn't that exhaust you? Or was the whole thing to see if he could even get my number? I just don't understand it. I mean, I don't really care that he never called me or asked me out BUT I just don't understand people who make considerable effort only to not follow through. I can't think of anything that I would make that kind of effort on just to not do anything with. I don't like wasting my time. Anyway.
Then Jamie and I were ordering some food at the bar and these two guys came up and starting talking to us (really good night!). These guys were super young. One of them was really cute, he looks a little like James Franco but not his crazy, scruffy homeless self. His name was Joe. The one's name was Joey. Hilarious, I know. It was Joe's 23rd birthday. Turns out he went to the same college as Jamie. Small world. They were really nice but really young. They asked how old we were and Jamie chimes in really quickly with 28 (she's not 28) and therefore, I couldn't say 30 so i just echoed that I was 28, as well. New experience for me. I have never before lied about my age. Well, not made myself younger anyway. I mean I lied when I was in high school to say I was older. Joe asked for my number. He did text me later that week wanting to hang out for that Sunday and we agreed on it but when it was Sunday, neither of us texted each other and haven't heard from him since. I am pretty sure that with him being 23, he has the attention span of a gnat. I think I am just more excited that I had two different guys ask for my number in one night.
-S
P.S. Currently, I am embarking on a new adventure of naughty/dirty texting with a boy who does not live in this city. It is really fun to torture him as best I am able. Will fill you in on the specifics on a later post.
So we are having a good time drinking and someone (I think it was Jamie) had brought a couple of containers of mini cupcakes from Baked by Melissa. They were delicious but so many of them! An entire tray of like 12-20 cupcakes were uneaten and none of Mary's friends seemed to want them. So I decided to help get rid of them. I tried to use them to help a couple of friends go up and talk to guys but while we were trying to decide who to talk to a guy came up and asked for a cupcake. He was cute, usually my type but still it is rare for guys to just walk up to a girl in NYC, especially a girl with large group. I told him they were not free. He asked what the price was and I told him he had to do jumping jacks. He looked like he was seriously about to start doing jumping jacks and then he said, "Well I really only came over to talk to you and I don't really want the cupcakes." Well played, sir. He seemed really sweet although maybe trying a little too hard and just saying the things that he "thinks" that I want to here. Like for a 26 year old guy, he was telling me how his last couple of girlfriends had been significantly older than him and also that he liked to cuddle and watch chick flicks. And I am pretty sure that he said something about crying at certain movies. I don't know why guys think girls want to know or hear this. I know I don't. If I found out these things by spending time with a guy that would be ok, but to declare these things to a total stranger just makes you sound weird. Like it is a banner saying, "I am full of shit and I just want you to like me." I don't know. Maybe I am cynical but there it is. Anyway after telling me all about himself and his sensitive ways, he asked for my phone number. I gave it to him because let's be real, it is expensive to eat in this city. Haven't heard from him since that night. Why do the whole production? Of coming over and force feeding me these lines only to not go through with it? Doesn't that exhaust you? Or was the whole thing to see if he could even get my number? I just don't understand it. I mean, I don't really care that he never called me or asked me out BUT I just don't understand people who make considerable effort only to not follow through. I can't think of anything that I would make that kind of effort on just to not do anything with. I don't like wasting my time. Anyway.
Then Jamie and I were ordering some food at the bar and these two guys came up and starting talking to us (really good night!). These guys were super young. One of them was really cute, he looks a little like James Franco but not his crazy, scruffy homeless self. His name was Joe. The one's name was Joey. Hilarious, I know. It was Joe's 23rd birthday. Turns out he went to the same college as Jamie. Small world. They were really nice but really young. They asked how old we were and Jamie chimes in really quickly with 28 (she's not 28) and therefore, I couldn't say 30 so i just echoed that I was 28, as well. New experience for me. I have never before lied about my age. Well, not made myself younger anyway. I mean I lied when I was in high school to say I was older. Joe asked for my number. He did text me later that week wanting to hang out for that Sunday and we agreed on it but when it was Sunday, neither of us texted each other and haven't heard from him since. I am pretty sure that with him being 23, he has the attention span of a gnat. I think I am just more excited that I had two different guys ask for my number in one night.
-S
P.S. Currently, I am embarking on a new adventure of naughty/dirty texting with a boy who does not live in this city. It is really fun to torture him as best I am able. Will fill you in on the specifics on a later post.
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
People and their Backpacks
So pretty much every other person on the subway wears a ridiculously large, filled to capacity backpack on the subway and usually during rush hour but of course this can be at any given time of day. It is obviously more annoying during rush hour because of the already lack of space. So I have noticed that these people that have these backpacks on appear to have had their short-term memory completely short circuited. These people either do not remember packing these backpacks within an inch of its life and/or don't remember putting on said backpack. Or better yet just can't seem to feel or notice the significant weight on their shoulders. But what they do manage to accomplish is barreling through the sardine-packed subway car as if they don't have the weight of their entire apartment on their back. I guess it is a talent. What is not appreciated is being the receiving end of a slap in the face, body check or resting place for this monstrosity. Yes, I literally have had someone use my arm, shoulder, or purse to carry some of the burden of their backpack. Hmmm, I thought it was weird that my purse suddenly got 10 times heavier...
You try to wiggle out of it but it is a futile effort. The worst is when they quickly whip their turtle shells around to smack you in the face either with the actual backpack or whatever dopey knickknack, key chain, or strap they have hanging from the bag. I think I can safely say that I have never been on the subway with a backpack. Now you might be thinking, ahh poor students. They have all of these text books and look how far they have to carry them. NO. It is not all students. I would go as far to say that a majority of these offenders AREN'T students. These people are professionals and people of all ages, sizes, etc. What about the MTA's constant reminder to take your F***ing backpack off to be courteous to other riders??? Oh yeah, you lost them at courteous.
Sorry it is late and super short. Just got back from a wild trip to Vegas. The entries about Vegas will be a complete saga. In short, it was absolutely crazy.
-S
Tip: Moving in NYC is exhausting, expensive and impossible. Just don't do it. Seriously. It is enough to drive someone to drink or to the loony bin (or both).
You try to wiggle out of it but it is a futile effort. The worst is when they quickly whip their turtle shells around to smack you in the face either with the actual backpack or whatever dopey knickknack, key chain, or strap they have hanging from the bag. I think I can safely say that I have never been on the subway with a backpack. Now you might be thinking, ahh poor students. They have all of these text books and look how far they have to carry them. NO. It is not all students. I would go as far to say that a majority of these offenders AREN'T students. These people are professionals and people of all ages, sizes, etc. What about the MTA's constant reminder to take your F***ing backpack off to be courteous to other riders??? Oh yeah, you lost them at courteous.
Sorry it is late and super short. Just got back from a wild trip to Vegas. The entries about Vegas will be a complete saga. In short, it was absolutely crazy.
-S
Tip: Moving in NYC is exhausting, expensive and impossible. Just don't do it. Seriously. It is enough to drive someone to drink or to the loony bin (or both).
Monday, August 19, 2013
A Penn Station Proposal
Here is a short one. Things have been crazy for me because I am in the middle of moving apts and packing for a trip to Vegas. I will definitely include the craziness that has been my moving experience within Manhattan. It will make you laugh, cry and leave you with a general sense of how can all of this happen to just one girl?
Anyway, Jamie and I were on our way to Long Beach a couple of Sundays ago. Without a car, you have to catch the LIRR (Long Island Railroad) at Penn Station. We were both preoccupied with buying our tickets for the 11:45 am train and getting a large coffee and some breakfast ASAP. Originally the plan was to leave at 10:45 am but of course we went out last night. I digress...
We were walking through Penn Station and a man approaches Jamie asking if he could suck her toes. Now I don't know if he complimented her toes prior to asking for such a request. Does he walk up to women all of the time asking this? I mean not to insult Jamie's toes, I am sure to every foot fetishist they are exquisite but WTF? So when Jamie ignored him and kept walking, he proceeded to follow us. As soon as I heard the request my eyes bugged out of my head and of course my instinct was to run. So then he tells Jamie that he's serious and makes the offer more enticing with a promise of a payment of $20. I have no idea how Jamie refused.
So there we are on the escalator with Jamie's toe lover with nowhere to go. Since it is a Sunday, no one is following the proper escalator protocol (stay to the right to stand, pass on the left) and the escalator is a jam packed free-for-all. We are trapped like rats. I know I have a completely mortified look on my face. Then he starts talking to me. He asked if we were sisters and I said no. Then he asked if we were going to the beach (we were wearing swimsuits and cover ups), I said no again. Finally, by this time we are reaching the end of the escalator (THANK GOD!!). I pretty much ran off, dragging Jamie behind me before she was foot-napped.
It seems when Jamie and I get together there are situations in which I have to constantly run away, dragging her with me.
-S
P.S. On day 2 of a juice cleanse. I am afraid it takes carbs, cheese, and most likely alcohol to keep me even remotely funny or entertaining, so I apologize.
Anyway, Jamie and I were on our way to Long Beach a couple of Sundays ago. Without a car, you have to catch the LIRR (Long Island Railroad) at Penn Station. We were both preoccupied with buying our tickets for the 11:45 am train and getting a large coffee and some breakfast ASAP. Originally the plan was to leave at 10:45 am but of course we went out last night. I digress...
We were walking through Penn Station and a man approaches Jamie asking if he could suck her toes. Now I don't know if he complimented her toes prior to asking for such a request. Does he walk up to women all of the time asking this? I mean not to insult Jamie's toes, I am sure to every foot fetishist they are exquisite but WTF? So when Jamie ignored him and kept walking, he proceeded to follow us. As soon as I heard the request my eyes bugged out of my head and of course my instinct was to run. So then he tells Jamie that he's serious and makes the offer more enticing with a promise of a payment of $20. I have no idea how Jamie refused.
So there we are on the escalator with Jamie's toe lover with nowhere to go. Since it is a Sunday, no one is following the proper escalator protocol (stay to the right to stand, pass on the left) and the escalator is a jam packed free-for-all. We are trapped like rats. I know I have a completely mortified look on my face. Then he starts talking to me. He asked if we were sisters and I said no. Then he asked if we were going to the beach (we were wearing swimsuits and cover ups), I said no again. Finally, by this time we are reaching the end of the escalator (THANK GOD!!). I pretty much ran off, dragging Jamie behind me before she was foot-napped.
It seems when Jamie and I get together there are situations in which I have to constantly run away, dragging her with me.
-S
P.S. On day 2 of a juice cleanse. I am afraid it takes carbs, cheese, and most likely alcohol to keep me even remotely funny or entertaining, so I apologize.
Monday, August 12, 2013
People and their dogs...
Also, I think it is ridiculously rude, not to mention illegal, when certain people consistently (okay every time) let their dogs outside without a leash. Especially the ones who don't mind their owners and just wonder aimlessly, usually up to me and my dog without so much as glancing in their owner's direction. Okay, maybe I am a little jealous that I don't have a snowball's chance in hell of controlling Maverick without a leash but then again why is your off-leash dachshund following me down the street away from you. Now I love my dog and most of God's creatures BUT I am only responsible for my own dog. Believe me, I have considered getting another dog so that Maverick can have a friend but that is just much more than I can handle. So when your dog is following me down the street, it is frustrating because I don't want to be responsible for your dog (imagine the whiny voice), and I shouldn't have to be. So then I have to stop walking with my dog and wait for you to figure out your dog has wandered away from you (so, sorry you had to interrupt your conversation but come and get your dog)!
Also, I would like to know why people have bought and use strollers for their dogs. Do they have a medical condition that prevents them from walking? Did they inherit the laziness from their owners? What is the deal?
On a more practical note, the other day I had to buy Maverick some more dog food and they stopped making the kind that he had been eating. So I bought some random kind but the only bags they had were either a 10 lb. bag or a 35 lb. bag. 10 lb. is too little and I would be constantly buying dog food but there is no way I can carry a 35 lb. bag home by myself. Plus their delivery fee is half the amount of the dog food. So I whined and the lady at PetSmart said I could take a shopping cart with the bigger bag of dog food. That was fun with all the dirty and weird looks and what is even funnier is when people are completely indifferent. Then on the way to take the cart back, I put Maverick in the cart. He didn't like riding in the cart. I forgot to get a picture of him in the cart (which was the cutest) but I did get proof that I did, in fact, walk down the street with a shopping cart and a large bag of dog food. Just another day in ole NYC. No big deal.
-S
P.S. So now I have a 35 lb. of dog food that Maverick does not like. FML.
Monday, August 5, 2013
Runaway cabs and a fitting end to a crazy night... (Part 3)
This is the third part to the crazy evening in the last two posts. In NYC there are no shortage of crazy cab stories. I have plenty. I will have plenty more as long as I continue to live in this city. This is just one...
So it was taking Jamie, Jamie's friend & I a really long time to catch a cab. Even after all the helpful banter from the random bipolar/psychopath. Her friend finally came through and secured a cab. Catching a cab at 3 am in Manhattan, especially somewhere popular on a Friday or Saturday night is like trying to catch a fish without bait or a pole and in the dark. (Crap my Midwestern roots just poked through.)
When we got into the cab, we informed the driver that there would be 2 stops (totally a common thing in NYC) and the cab driver informed us that he couldn't do that. We were like well there are still 2 stops. The cab driver started going on and on about how he had to finish his shift by a specific time or he would be fined. I have no idea if this is true or not. We tell him that the first stop is on the way to the second stop and it won't take any extra time. He argues something about not being able to turn left on 1st ave. So we tell him he doesn't haven't to turn left because he can just drop Jamie and her friend off at 1st and keep going straight to FDR to go uptown. Hell if it will save you from being fined, Mr. Cab Driver, we don't even need to stop. Let's just open the door and push them out. Save even more time. Since you are being SOOOOOO nice.
So problem solved, right?
Ha! This entire exchange was happening while the cab was careening between lanes, doing wheelies on turns, etc. It was some very reckless driving, near accidents, and all while he is arguing with us and telling us how he is going to be fined. He relentlessly let us know how he was going to get in trouble. Then when he dropped Jamie and her friend off (or like I said they didn't get the door shut before he peeled off again), he was barreling down the Upper East Side along the FDR bitching the whole way.
Then he says something to me to the affect of asking me if I could be dropped off at 96th St, which is a good 8 blocks from where I asked to be dropped off at. I was texting Jamie the whole time and told her what he was asking. She told me to tell him that it was illegal to drop someone off other than where they were asking and if he didn't comply that we had his medallion number and would report him. So I repeated this to him and he just shook his head and grumbled some more. I am wearing heels and not comfortable ones either!
Now here is a moment of weakness for me. This entire hellish car ride in my head I was indignantly saying, "This guy is definitely not getting a tip from me!" I was adamant in my determination BUT then I started to feel bad about the possibility that we could have been getting him in trouble and at least he was nice enough to pick us up?!?!
I know, I know. Still a naive Midwesterner at times and sometimes I am a complete sucker... I now realize: NO, it was his job to pick us up. When he picked us up, he was agreeing to take us where we wanted to go. PERIOD. We were paying him for a service and he was ungrateful, argumentative, condescending and reckless.
Alas, I did tip him only $1 but I promise to stand my ground next time.
You live and learn, kids.
-S
So it was taking Jamie, Jamie's friend & I a really long time to catch a cab. Even after all the helpful banter from the random bipolar/psychopath. Her friend finally came through and secured a cab. Catching a cab at 3 am in Manhattan, especially somewhere popular on a Friday or Saturday night is like trying to catch a fish without bait or a pole and in the dark. (Crap my Midwestern roots just poked through.)
When we got into the cab, we informed the driver that there would be 2 stops (totally a common thing in NYC) and the cab driver informed us that he couldn't do that. We were like well there are still 2 stops. The cab driver started going on and on about how he had to finish his shift by a specific time or he would be fined. I have no idea if this is true or not. We tell him that the first stop is on the way to the second stop and it won't take any extra time. He argues something about not being able to turn left on 1st ave. So we tell him he doesn't haven't to turn left because he can just drop Jamie and her friend off at 1st and keep going straight to FDR to go uptown. Hell if it will save you from being fined, Mr. Cab Driver, we don't even need to stop. Let's just open the door and push them out. Save even more time. Since you are being SOOOOOO nice.
So problem solved, right?
Ha! This entire exchange was happening while the cab was careening between lanes, doing wheelies on turns, etc. It was some very reckless driving, near accidents, and all while he is arguing with us and telling us how he is going to be fined. He relentlessly let us know how he was going to get in trouble. Then when he dropped Jamie and her friend off (or like I said they didn't get the door shut before he peeled off again), he was barreling down the Upper East Side along the FDR bitching the whole way.
Then he says something to me to the affect of asking me if I could be dropped off at 96th St, which is a good 8 blocks from where I asked to be dropped off at. I was texting Jamie the whole time and told her what he was asking. She told me to tell him that it was illegal to drop someone off other than where they were asking and if he didn't comply that we had his medallion number and would report him. So I repeated this to him and he just shook his head and grumbled some more. I am wearing heels and not comfortable ones either!
Now here is a moment of weakness for me. This entire hellish car ride in my head I was indignantly saying, "This guy is definitely not getting a tip from me!" I was adamant in my determination BUT then I started to feel bad about the possibility that we could have been getting him in trouble and at least he was nice enough to pick us up?!?!
I know, I know. Still a naive Midwesterner at times and sometimes I am a complete sucker... I now realize: NO, it was his job to pick us up. When he picked us up, he was agreeing to take us where we wanted to go. PERIOD. We were paying him for a service and he was ungrateful, argumentative, condescending and reckless.
Alas, I did tip him only $1 but I promise to stand my ground next time.
You live and learn, kids.
-S
Monday, July 29, 2013
Promoters, Wankers and Men with Serious Psychological Issues...
So here is the 2nd part of the evening of the last post...
So the night just keeps getting better and better. So Jamie, her friend and I are trying to catch a cab home from the Meatpacking District at 3 am, which is just about impossible, a guy approaches me and asks, "Can I ask you a question?"
Of course my initial thought was to say get the hell away from me and stop trying to steal my cabs because I just want to catch a cab and go home BUT being the nice Midwestern girl I am (that refuses to be beaten by NYC), I said, "Sure..." (Very hesitantly.)
He says, "What would you say if I told you that I loved you?"
Now I just gave him this look, waiting for the punchline or the excuse that he is on ecstasy. So given that it was 3 am was about the only thing that kept me from laughing in his face and I was just too tired given the events of the evening so I said to him, "Well, I would find that very off putting."
He says, "You seem like a girl who finds a lot of things off putting." (which is very true) It is a good thing I have learned to no longer be insulted by random people's observations about me. So I said, "Yes, that is probably true." So he says, "Come to a party with me." I will preface this with the entire time this exchange is happening, I have my hand raised trying to catch a cab. I am barely looking at him and he is (thankfully) standing about 3-5 feet from me. So I am not showing him any interest. I don't even know if I smiled at him. The delusions that some men have... I will also remind you that he is a total and complete stranger so of course I said, "I don't think so, I just want to go home."
Then he says, "I hate you." Well there you go... So now this just annoying me and distracting me from the task at hand. So I said to him, "Has anyone ever told you that you might be bipolar?"
He says, "No, I just say a lot of things I don't mean. All guys do." WOW. Well this IS true but still...
So I replied, "So either you are a liar or a psychopath. You shouldn't disparage all men."
Then he says this gem, "Every guy is lying when they say I love you. Every guy who has ever said this to you was lying." Like I have said, I didn't ask for his opinion. I wasn't crying to my girlfriend about my love life (or lack thereof), I was minding my business just trying to go home. I will admit that when I was younger I would have actually given this asshole's verbal diarrhea some credence. I would have been like, "Is that true?" I have no idea what his goal was or what he thought he was accomplishing by saying all of this complete crap to me. Maybe he assumed that because I was going home by myself, I have low self esteem and can be easily berated into believing that I only deserve someone who treats me like crap. Whatever.
At least I am mature now (mostly) and I know that all of the crap coming out of his mouth is exactly that. I just told him that I was choosing not to believe that and I immediately found where Jamie was and started talking to her. When I stopped talking to him, he said, "I am bored. This is lame," and walked off. Yes, I agree. It must be lame when you come up and try in every way to insult and rile up a complete stranger only for them to not fall all over themselves at your feet. I wish you luck but keep walking...
That same night there was an insane, rude cab driver (which there are absolutely no shortage of those stories in this crazy city). Will have to save that for part 3...
Be safe out there, it is a zoo.
-S
So the night just keeps getting better and better. So Jamie, her friend and I are trying to catch a cab home from the Meatpacking District at 3 am, which is just about impossible, a guy approaches me and asks, "Can I ask you a question?"
Of course my initial thought was to say get the hell away from me and stop trying to steal my cabs because I just want to catch a cab and go home BUT being the nice Midwestern girl I am (that refuses to be beaten by NYC), I said, "Sure..." (Very hesitantly.)
He says, "What would you say if I told you that I loved you?"
Now I just gave him this look, waiting for the punchline or the excuse that he is on ecstasy. So given that it was 3 am was about the only thing that kept me from laughing in his face and I was just too tired given the events of the evening so I said to him, "Well, I would find that very off putting."
He says, "You seem like a girl who finds a lot of things off putting." (which is very true) It is a good thing I have learned to no longer be insulted by random people's observations about me. So I said, "Yes, that is probably true." So he says, "Come to a party with me." I will preface this with the entire time this exchange is happening, I have my hand raised trying to catch a cab. I am barely looking at him and he is (thankfully) standing about 3-5 feet from me. So I am not showing him any interest. I don't even know if I smiled at him. The delusions that some men have... I will also remind you that he is a total and complete stranger so of course I said, "I don't think so, I just want to go home."
Then he says, "I hate you." Well there you go... So now this just annoying me and distracting me from the task at hand. So I said to him, "Has anyone ever told you that you might be bipolar?"
He says, "No, I just say a lot of things I don't mean. All guys do." WOW. Well this IS true but still...
So I replied, "So either you are a liar or a psychopath. You shouldn't disparage all men."
Then he says this gem, "Every guy is lying when they say I love you. Every guy who has ever said this to you was lying." Like I have said, I didn't ask for his opinion. I wasn't crying to my girlfriend about my love life (or lack thereof), I was minding my business just trying to go home. I will admit that when I was younger I would have actually given this asshole's verbal diarrhea some credence. I would have been like, "Is that true?" I have no idea what his goal was or what he thought he was accomplishing by saying all of this complete crap to me. Maybe he assumed that because I was going home by myself, I have low self esteem and can be easily berated into believing that I only deserve someone who treats me like crap. Whatever.
At least I am mature now (mostly) and I know that all of the crap coming out of his mouth is exactly that. I just told him that I was choosing not to believe that and I immediately found where Jamie was and started talking to her. When I stopped talking to him, he said, "I am bored. This is lame," and walked off. Yes, I agree. It must be lame when you come up and try in every way to insult and rile up a complete stranger only for them to not fall all over themselves at your feet. I wish you luck but keep walking...
That same night there was an insane, rude cab driver (which there are absolutely no shortage of those stories in this crazy city). Will have to save that for part 3...
Be safe out there, it is a zoo.
-S
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
One Crazy Saturday Night
So as promised here is one more story of hopefully many more to come...
Last Saturday night, my friend and I met up with one of her friends. Let's call my friend Jamie and let's call her friend Julie. Julie knows some promoters who got us into Marquee and she also brought several of her friends as well. Marquee is a club/lounge. We stayed at Marquee for awhile taking advantage of free bottle service and places to sit (because of our too tall heels) courtesy of the promoter connection.
Now how I understand this whole promoter thing is this... it is this person's job essentially to party. They encourage their friends, acquaintances, their friend's acquaintances, and just totally random people to go to these clubs. I have no idea how or who makes money off of this but I will continue to take advantage of this completely frivolous lifestyle. Maybe it is to encourage guys to come? I don't know. Clearly someone much smarter than I decided that there was a need for a position such as this and BOOM you have a promoter.
Anyway, after dancing and watching the scantily-clad go go dancers, we left to go to Manon, which is a restaurant turned nightclub/lounge in the later hours of the evening. On our way there, Jamie and I were walking and I noticed a man sitting in a chair surrounded by garbage on the sidewalk where we were walking. I should have thought it was weird that the man was sitting in a lawn chair in the middle of Manhattan after midnight. Where can you even get a lawn chair in Manhattan? No seriously, where? But then on a closer look, I noticed that the man was not wearing pants or shorts or anything covering his lower half. Immediately, I tried to avert my eyes knowing that this can't be good. So I start to walk faster, dragging Jamie with me. Unfortunately, I still saw the man masturbating with his VERY large penis. He also told us that he wanted to come all over us. I definitely started running and immediately motioned for the girls behind us to hurry up. Of course only in NYC would you tell a bouncer that this is happening a mere feet from the door of their establishment and then just look at you like, "And?" One of the girls called the police. I have no idea what became of this very horny man but he was gone by the time we left. THANK GOD.
There was also this girl (strangely the same that called the police) who kept spilling every drink she had. She didn't seem drunk or to be stumbling, but yet she constantly was spilling EVERY drink. Like she would be walking completely fine with a half full drink and still somehow manage to spill it. If it wasn't so annoying, it would have been an interesting case study in miracles.
There is more to this evening but alas I think I will make it a 2 or maybe a 3 part-er. :) A girl should always leave a little mystery.
Be good,
-S
Tip: A little advice from a dog owner, please ask whether it is ok to pet someone's dog. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT just start whistling or making various sounds at my dog or send your kid up to my dog. This is not just because it annoys me greatly, which it does, but it is also for your safety. I know my dog looks like a fluffy sweetheart, which he is, but he could be a rabid, vicious, mean dog, who at my command is ready to bite your face off. Not to mention that is just rude to start talking to my dog without recognizing that I am a human being and not a dog walking robot. (Whoa, that is a great idea.)
Last Saturday night, my friend and I met up with one of her friends. Let's call my friend Jamie and let's call her friend Julie. Julie knows some promoters who got us into Marquee and she also brought several of her friends as well. Marquee is a club/lounge. We stayed at Marquee for awhile taking advantage of free bottle service and places to sit (because of our too tall heels) courtesy of the promoter connection.
Now how I understand this whole promoter thing is this... it is this person's job essentially to party. They encourage their friends, acquaintances, their friend's acquaintances, and just totally random people to go to these clubs. I have no idea how or who makes money off of this but I will continue to take advantage of this completely frivolous lifestyle. Maybe it is to encourage guys to come? I don't know. Clearly someone much smarter than I decided that there was a need for a position such as this and BOOM you have a promoter.
Anyway, after dancing and watching the scantily-clad go go dancers, we left to go to Manon, which is a restaurant turned nightclub/lounge in the later hours of the evening. On our way there, Jamie and I were walking and I noticed a man sitting in a chair surrounded by garbage on the sidewalk where we were walking. I should have thought it was weird that the man was sitting in a lawn chair in the middle of Manhattan after midnight. Where can you even get a lawn chair in Manhattan? No seriously, where? But then on a closer look, I noticed that the man was not wearing pants or shorts or anything covering his lower half. Immediately, I tried to avert my eyes knowing that this can't be good. So I start to walk faster, dragging Jamie with me. Unfortunately, I still saw the man masturbating with his VERY large penis. He also told us that he wanted to come all over us. I definitely started running and immediately motioned for the girls behind us to hurry up. Of course only in NYC would you tell a bouncer that this is happening a mere feet from the door of their establishment and then just look at you like, "And?" One of the girls called the police. I have no idea what became of this very horny man but he was gone by the time we left. THANK GOD.
There was also this girl (strangely the same that called the police) who kept spilling every drink she had. She didn't seem drunk or to be stumbling, but yet she constantly was spilling EVERY drink. Like she would be walking completely fine with a half full drink and still somehow manage to spill it. If it wasn't so annoying, it would have been an interesting case study in miracles.
There is more to this evening but alas I think I will make it a 2 or maybe a 3 part-er. :) A girl should always leave a little mystery.
Be good,
-S
Tip: A little advice from a dog owner, please ask whether it is ok to pet someone's dog. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT just start whistling or making various sounds at my dog or send your kid up to my dog. This is not just because it annoys me greatly, which it does, but it is also for your safety. I know my dog looks like a fluffy sweetheart, which he is, but he could be a rabid, vicious, mean dog, who at my command is ready to bite your face off. Not to mention that is just rude to start talking to my dog without recognizing that I am a human being and not a dog walking robot. (Whoa, that is a great idea.)
Tuesday, July 23, 2013
Here goes again...
So I find myself apologizing yet again to the vast empty space of my blog that reaches a few kind people. I have been lazy again. Again, it is not with lack of stories to tell that I haven't been writing but I promise that I have been aptly living my life and enjoying all the fun and crazy times that NYC has to offer. I will have been here for two years next month. That is craziness. I have had everyone in my family visit at least once and most more than once. I have managed to make (and lose) some wonderful friends. Something that has made all the difference in my happiness in NYC has been finding great friends that live near me. I have managed to find a great group of girls (and a few guys) that really seem to embody the types of friendships that I have always hoped for. People who genuinely love doing the same things that I do. No they don't think it is a crazy idea to have a Christmas/Hanukkah (Chrismakkah) caroling party/bar crawl (and we did!).
So some highlights since we last spoke:
I went snowboarding/ski trip in Vermont (and various places in NJ and NY).
Have been to multiple GALA's to volunteer for the McCarton Foundation.
Have joined two online dating sites/mobile apps.
Got lost in the Bronx.
Switched jobs.
Attended a Friendsgiving.
Weathered another hurricane.
Turned 30.
Those are what I can think of right now. Maybe I will elaborate on some of those at different times.
Under the very sweet and nice encouragement of a friend, I have decided to try to continue this blog once again. I am going to try to be practical about it. I have almost two years of stories to tell and not to mention what will continue to happen to your very own crazy magnet (that's me).
Until then...
-S
Tip: Before you travel to the big apple from another country, please learn the phrase "Insufficient Fare." It is what shows up on the subway turnstile when you don't have enough for a single ride. Continuing to swipe will not change this fact. It will save us all a lot of time and frustration. If you are a native English speaker and do not know this phrase, well... I doubt anything I say can help you now.
So some highlights since we last spoke:
I went snowboarding/ski trip in Vermont (and various places in NJ and NY).
Have been to multiple GALA's to volunteer for the McCarton Foundation.
Have joined two online dating sites/mobile apps.
Got lost in the Bronx.
Switched jobs.
Attended a Friendsgiving.
Weathered another hurricane.
Turned 30.
Those are what I can think of right now. Maybe I will elaborate on some of those at different times.
Under the very sweet and nice encouragement of a friend, I have decided to try to continue this blog once again. I am going to try to be practical about it. I have almost two years of stories to tell and not to mention what will continue to happen to your very own crazy magnet (that's me).
Until then...
-S
Tip: Before you travel to the big apple from another country, please learn the phrase "Insufficient Fare." It is what shows up on the subway turnstile when you don't have enough for a single ride. Continuing to swipe will not change this fact. It will save us all a lot of time and frustration. If you are a native English speaker and do not know this phrase, well... I doubt anything I say can help you now.
Thursday, February 2, 2012
Random things I notice...
In the Midwest, it is common for people to hold the door for you. It is especially rare when a man does not hold the door for a woman. Well New York is different. I can't count how many times the door has slammed in my face. Subway doors, elevator doors, doors to work, Starbucks, etc. Every once in awhile you encounter someone who does hold the door open for you and it is nice. So being the nice Midwestern girl that I am, I say, "Thank You." It is just what you do. There is a type of individual in NY that I have noticed that does not seem to exist in the Midwest. The older, nicely dressed gentleman. He will hold the door open for you but when you thank him, and I am not kidding, he looks at you like, "This is a complete waste of my time. You thanking me is actually taking more time than I planned and I totally regret holding the door for a few extra seconds." It is the oddest thing. What is even funnier is that the other day as I was leaving the gym, I heard this awful squawk. I looked behind me and there was this old lady. I am assuming she was mad because I didn't hold the door for her but I honestly didn't see her. She is a fast moving blue hair. But seriously!
That reminds me. Old people in NYC are a whole other thing. I can't decide if it is all of New York or just the Upper East Side. The other night I was at the grocery store and there was an older man in front of me with a couple of things. I started to grab the partition thing so I could start putting my groceries on the conveyor belt but he grabbed it out of my hands and put it back! I just stood there stunned, unsure of what to do. Which what I wanted to do was grab it again and beat him with it. What the hell? You don't grab things out of stranger's hands. So I was like, well I am just going to start putting my stuff on the belt and if he gets charged for some of my stuff that will teach his social security ass to grab things out of people's hands.
They finally took the scaffolding off of the front of my building which is nice. I almost don't recognize the front of my building! But unfortunately, the two holes from the construction workers are still here. There is one on the wall in my bedroom which is the front of the building. The front of the building is patched up so air isn't leaking out or in but there is still a huge hole and I am afraid they will charge me when I move out. There is also a hole near the ceiling in my bathroom. Any time someone shuts a door anywhere in the building, pieces of wall and debris fall. There is a constant mess that I have completely given up cleaning except for maybe once a month.
Still dealing with Maverick's anxiety that has significantly gotten worse from moving here. He has really good days and then he has days that he just shakes and there isn't anything I can do. It doesn't make any sense. There isn't a lot of noise on my street. I bought the Thundershirt. Hopefully that helps. The vet prescribed anti-depressants but they don't work once he is already in an anxious state and I don't want to keep him constantly medicated. Will let you know if the Thundershirt works. I am hopeful.
Dad and I leave for Italy in 18 days. I am taking him on his first overseas trip to Italy for his belated 60th birthday. It is where our family is from and I can't wait to show him Italy. He has no idea. We are going to Venice, Rome and Sicily. I haven't been to Sicily before so I am pretty excited about that.
For some reason, my mind really wants to be running but my body has been so tired lately that I just can't make myself do it. It sucks. Can't wait for the weather to get nice again and so I can run in Central Park.
I finally signed up for German class. I speak German conversationally and it has always been a goal of mine to become fluent. Here is the first step. It feels really good to make the first step. Classes don't start until April. I have a busy couple of months anyway.
-S
P.S. I love cake.
That reminds me. Old people in NYC are a whole other thing. I can't decide if it is all of New York or just the Upper East Side. The other night I was at the grocery store and there was an older man in front of me with a couple of things. I started to grab the partition thing so I could start putting my groceries on the conveyor belt but he grabbed it out of my hands and put it back! I just stood there stunned, unsure of what to do. Which what I wanted to do was grab it again and beat him with it. What the hell? You don't grab things out of stranger's hands. So I was like, well I am just going to start putting my stuff on the belt and if he gets charged for some of my stuff that will teach his social security ass to grab things out of people's hands.
They finally took the scaffolding off of the front of my building which is nice. I almost don't recognize the front of my building! But unfortunately, the two holes from the construction workers are still here. There is one on the wall in my bedroom which is the front of the building. The front of the building is patched up so air isn't leaking out or in but there is still a huge hole and I am afraid they will charge me when I move out. There is also a hole near the ceiling in my bathroom. Any time someone shuts a door anywhere in the building, pieces of wall and debris fall. There is a constant mess that I have completely given up cleaning except for maybe once a month.
Still dealing with Maverick's anxiety that has significantly gotten worse from moving here. He has really good days and then he has days that he just shakes and there isn't anything I can do. It doesn't make any sense. There isn't a lot of noise on my street. I bought the Thundershirt. Hopefully that helps. The vet prescribed anti-depressants but they don't work once he is already in an anxious state and I don't want to keep him constantly medicated. Will let you know if the Thundershirt works. I am hopeful.
Dad and I leave for Italy in 18 days. I am taking him on his first overseas trip to Italy for his belated 60th birthday. It is where our family is from and I can't wait to show him Italy. He has no idea. We are going to Venice, Rome and Sicily. I haven't been to Sicily before so I am pretty excited about that.
For some reason, my mind really wants to be running but my body has been so tired lately that I just can't make myself do it. It sucks. Can't wait for the weather to get nice again and so I can run in Central Park.
I finally signed up for German class. I speak German conversationally and it has always been a goal of mine to become fluent. Here is the first step. It feels really good to make the first step. Classes don't start until April. I have a busy couple of months anyway.
-S
P.S. I love cake.
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Sorry I have been absent. Please forgive me.
I promise I have definitely been out and enjoying my life and not being boring. :) Let's see. I still have nights where I go out and it just starts out watching a Mizzou basketball game on a Saturday afternoon, drinking a couple of beers BUT crazy Sarah rears her ugly head and gets me into trouble. She always does. So I was out with Trisha and her roommate who is from St. Louis. We were watching the Mizzou game last Saturday at Blackstone's, the Mizzou bar. Started out just a couple of pitchers of (yuck) Bud Light but of course we can't go home after the game. We decide to move the fun further south. We try to go to McSorley's which seems like a good place but waaaaay to crowded. We go to the St. Mark's Hotel bar which was LAME! Then we find this place called Phebe's (Bowery at E. 4th St. ). The inside of this place seems pretty cool. We sit and have a couple of drinks even talk to some cute guys. Now here is where the night gets a little dicey. We decide to leave, this I know but I have no idea why or how it was decided that we went to the next place which I am pretty sure was the 13th Step. We head to the back of the bar where there is a second bar. We found a beer pong table! We kept having people either say 'Go Blue!' or Ohio fans were mad at us. (Because they don't realize that we are wearing Mizzou shirts.)
Then I had a total douche say to me, "Mizzou didn't play today."
I was like, "Uh, yes we did. I watched the game."
He was like, "Football?"
I was like, "No, Basketball."
And he was like, "But you are wearing a shirt with a football helmet on it."
What a total douche.
It wasn't like I was wearing a Yankees hat to a Giants game. Some people. Then we decide to play the next game of beer pong. Trisha and her roommate played while I came up with the plan to distract the guys we were playing by dancing seductively while they were throwing the balls. It worked pretty well.
I also found a large group of Indian people. I decided to text my friend (who happens to be Indian) and let her know. Which obviously is of the utmost importance and riveting information that she probably had no idea that other Indian people lived on the island of Manhattan and being the good friend that I am, I had to alert her to this fact. By this time, clearly I am very drunk. I decide to walk up to these people and tell them that my friend is Indian. Not my finest moment, I admit. Again it was decided to leave. I have no idea whose idea it was. It could have been mine. I made it home to my dog who most likely was thinking, "Oh here is my drunk and disorderly owner, AGAIN! I am so proud." I am pretty sure I took him outside but I don't remember.
Unfortunately, I am getting older. Evenings like this result in taking about 1.5 days of recovery.
Another time I will have to share the night my coworkers and I went to a little hole-in-the-wall called Subway. We are all still laughing about it and it happened back in December. We are hopefully going out tomorrow night weather permitting. Also thought it would be fun (for anthropological reasons) to do speed dating. Will report. Over and out.
-S
Then I had a total douche say to me, "Mizzou didn't play today."
I was like, "Uh, yes we did. I watched the game."
He was like, "Football?"
I was like, "No, Basketball."
And he was like, "But you are wearing a shirt with a football helmet on it."
What a total douche.
It wasn't like I was wearing a Yankees hat to a Giants game. Some people. Then we decide to play the next game of beer pong. Trisha and her roommate played while I came up with the plan to distract the guys we were playing by dancing seductively while they were throwing the balls. It worked pretty well.
I also found a large group of Indian people. I decided to text my friend (who happens to be Indian) and let her know. Which obviously is of the utmost importance and riveting information that she probably had no idea that other Indian people lived on the island of Manhattan and being the good friend that I am, I had to alert her to this fact. By this time, clearly I am very drunk. I decide to walk up to these people and tell them that my friend is Indian. Not my finest moment, I admit. Again it was decided to leave. I have no idea whose idea it was. It could have been mine. I made it home to my dog who most likely was thinking, "Oh here is my drunk and disorderly owner, AGAIN! I am so proud." I am pretty sure I took him outside but I don't remember.
Unfortunately, I am getting older. Evenings like this result in taking about 1.5 days of recovery.
Another time I will have to share the night my coworkers and I went to a little hole-in-the-wall called Subway. We are all still laughing about it and it happened back in December. We are hopefully going out tomorrow night weather permitting. Also thought it would be fun (for anthropological reasons) to do speed dating. Will report. Over and out.
-S
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Add another crazy night to my belt
So I hadn't hung out with my friends Bryce and Tracey for awhile. They invited me out Friday night to a place in Greenwich Village called Fat Cat. This place is interesting. It has pool tables, shuffleboard, ping pong tables, chess, $3 PBRs and a live band. Fortunately (or unfortunately) nights out with these two ladies always ends in complete and utter craziness and Friday was no different. All of us started out warning each other that we were in crappy moods and didn't want to have a crazy night. But as the PBRs kept flowing and we vented, we all felt better. I ended up meeting a french guy who I am pretty sure was appropriately named Jacque. I also met a german girl called Alena who I spoke german with and she told me that my pronunciation was pretty good. :) Let's just say I left with Jacque and we will leave it at that.
I also joined a book club and we had our first meeting last week. It went really well. Everyone seems really nice. We are now reading The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde. Everyone seems cool and it was nice for a bunch of 20 something people to sit around a bar and have intelligent conversations. Not stuffy or pretentious but still very cool. I also met a german girl there named Irma who offered to meet up with me to practice my german. She offered before I could even ask her!! How awesome is that??? We are meeting this Tuesday at the german restaurant in my 'hood that I have been wanting to go to forever. Things like that would never have happened in KC. Another cool thing about the book club is the point of it is to read classic books while eating good food at great NY restaurants. :)
I am also meeting up with a friend from college tomorrow night for dinner. I found out through facebook that he lives in the Lower East Side with his boyfriend. Super excited to see him and catch up. Haven't spoke to him since junior year of college at least. Plus he recommended a really great sounding asian fusion place.
I have been hanging out with my new friend, Olisa, a lot. She is awesome. She lives in my neighborhood. Randomly, she went to Park University back in KC and she had classes with my sister, Anna. Her and Amiran are friends too. She is from Greece and really easy and fun to hang out with. She also promised to take me to the bars that the foreign dignitaries hang out in. :) Meeting up with Amiran in a couple of minutes to purchase ballet tickets. Can't wait to actually go to the ballet! I get to dress up and everything.
Lisa will be here in exactly a month!! Can't wait. OH yeah for her bday which is this Saturday, my family is all getting together like normal. This will be the first family function that any of us have really missed which makes me a bit sad but i will be fixing tacos with peas (don't ask) on my end as well. I will also be enjoying a cupcake. And they will put me on skype so I can "be there." I am excited about that. Just wish they could pass me a piece of cake through the computer.
OH yeah. Also, on Mav and my's walk this morning, we met these two cute older ladies named Francesca and Cecilia. They loved Mav. They were happy to know we had just moved to the neighborhood and said they hoped to see me around again soon. See New Yorkers aren't that bad.
Love to everyone back home but if this post is any indication, I highly doubt I will live in the midwest again.
-S
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Second Set of Visitors and Settling In...
So my parents came up last week and stayed for about 5 days. It was pretty awesome. I couldn't take as much time off of work to spend with them but I think they had a good time. I had fun just hanging out with them. It was a pretty big surprise that my dad could get time off of work to make it up here so I am really grateful. We had all kinds of mishaps and adventures that are normal for our family vacations such as my dad buying souvenirs for everyone, carrying it around all day and then leaving it in the cab. Not sure if it will get recovered or not. Still working on it. Also, on the way up here, my dad accidentally went in the toll lane for the EZ Pass instead of the cash only lane. He managed to get through and is still awaiting the ticket or fine in the mail. Of course we just kind of explored my neighborhood and enjoyed each other company. Didn't do any much different than if we would have all been back in Liberty and of course, Maverick liked having the house full of people to pet him. When they left on Sunday, it was much harder than I thought it would be. I cried and was pretty sad for a good hour or so. I called my friend Steph because she has been out here for like 6 years so I am sure she has been through it and wanted to know if it gets easier. She said it does get easier but you never stop missing them. It feels weird at 28 to miss my parents so much. I didn't even have that hard of time without them in college. Oh well.
So this pay period, I am broke so nothing too exciting. Must stay in and eat the food my mom cooked for me. I know HUGE hardship. ;) Things will be better after the next paycheck. And of course this is when there are mistakes with fandango taking too much money out when I purchased mine and my sister's midnight showing of breaking dawn. Hopefully, the money will be put back in my account by today or tomorrow. It is also helpful that I have plenty of tv shows to catch up on so I am not bored.
Found out a friend from college lives here in the city too. Can't wait to meet up with him and his boyfriend. Haven't seen him since college. Was supposed to meet up with him tomorrow night but I already had made plans with Amiran (my mom's friend's adopted/foreign exchange student). He is going to introduce me to one of his friends who lives in my neighborhood.
Weird to have conflicting plans. Hasn't happened so far in NY. Signs of an actual social life to come?
My sister comes to visit in like a month and half. Can't wait. Going to be exhausted because of all the plans she is making but it will be fun. And less pressure because she knows exactly what she wants to see and do.
Broke down and joined a gym that I can't really afford but I hate the extra weight I have gained since moving here. You would think with walking everywhere that wouldn't happen but the bagels are the devil. I think I need a bagel intervention or aversion program. So hopefully by the time thanksgiving comes around I will be back or close to where I should be.
Steph came up last night and stayed because she goes to school in Manhattan once a week. It was nice to see her. I need to make her a set of keys.
Oh yeah, I joined a book club and our first meeting is next Tuesday night at some restaurant. Supposed to read a short novel before then but I need to finish the book I was already reading. Only about 60 more pages to go but so little time in the day. Maybe I need to start reading it on the subway.
And I had my first subway groping experience yesterday. It was creepy. I was about to turn around and yell at him but I chickened out. Next time...
Two days ago, a guy hit me with his umbrella and I yelled at him but he didn't even turn around.
A couple of possible flirtations in the works but nothing concrete yet and since I am wary of relationships anyway not going to act on anything. Just going to let them happen or not happen. Maybe more next time.
-S
Tip: Don't give crazies the benefit of the doubt of shouting coherent, rational thoughts. If a crazy starts talking in your direction: ignore, keeping walking, look the other way, etc. No matter what. You will just be frustrated when you try to make sense of the nonsense coming out of their mouth.
So this pay period, I am broke so nothing too exciting. Must stay in and eat the food my mom cooked for me. I know HUGE hardship. ;) Things will be better after the next paycheck. And of course this is when there are mistakes with fandango taking too much money out when I purchased mine and my sister's midnight showing of breaking dawn. Hopefully, the money will be put back in my account by today or tomorrow. It is also helpful that I have plenty of tv shows to catch up on so I am not bored.
Found out a friend from college lives here in the city too. Can't wait to meet up with him and his boyfriend. Haven't seen him since college. Was supposed to meet up with him tomorrow night but I already had made plans with Amiran (my mom's friend's adopted/foreign exchange student). He is going to introduce me to one of his friends who lives in my neighborhood.
Weird to have conflicting plans. Hasn't happened so far in NY. Signs of an actual social life to come?
My sister comes to visit in like a month and half. Can't wait. Going to be exhausted because of all the plans she is making but it will be fun. And less pressure because she knows exactly what she wants to see and do.
Broke down and joined a gym that I can't really afford but I hate the extra weight I have gained since moving here. You would think with walking everywhere that wouldn't happen but the bagels are the devil. I think I need a bagel intervention or aversion program. So hopefully by the time thanksgiving comes around I will be back or close to where I should be.
Steph came up last night and stayed because she goes to school in Manhattan once a week. It was nice to see her. I need to make her a set of keys.
Oh yeah, I joined a book club and our first meeting is next Tuesday night at some restaurant. Supposed to read a short novel before then but I need to finish the book I was already reading. Only about 60 more pages to go but so little time in the day. Maybe I need to start reading it on the subway.
And I had my first subway groping experience yesterday. It was creepy. I was about to turn around and yell at him but I chickened out. Next time...
Two days ago, a guy hit me with his umbrella and I yelled at him but he didn't even turn around.
A couple of possible flirtations in the works but nothing concrete yet and since I am wary of relationships anyway not going to act on anything. Just going to let them happen or not happen. Maybe more next time.
-S
Tip: Don't give crazies the benefit of the doubt of shouting coherent, rational thoughts. If a crazy starts talking in your direction: ignore, keeping walking, look the other way, etc. No matter what. You will just be frustrated when you try to make sense of the nonsense coming out of their mouth.
Thursday, September 15, 2011
I think Maverick might have more friends than I do...
So Maverick and I are starting to develop a bit of a routine. I guess according to Caesar Milan (the dog whisperer) you are supposed to walk your dog at least twice a day for at least 30 minutes each. So that is what Mav and I are doing. He, of course, has to stop at every tree, try to pick up every crumb that someone has dropped, and jump into the fenced in flower beds.
He has so many admirers around the neighborhood. We can't walk without getting stopped and told what a sweet and adorable dog he is. He is also a big hit with the children.
But I am intrigued by the number of people (children AND adults) who seriously swerve to get away from him. Like he looks like a remotely viscous dog. I know some people have been traumatized and all but I think they are being a bit dramatic. He doesn't even go towards them. Weirdos.
He also sometimes takes so long to pee on one tree, that a pigeon pooped on my shoulder the other day. Yes, it finally happened. My big fear of being pooped on by a bird and it is a pigeon. I kid you not, it actually burned a little. Like acid or something. I have heard that it is a good sign when a bird poops on you, so maybe it will bring me good luck. Or at the very least, increase the odds that it won't happen again anytime soon. Sort of the like lightning, right?
Got through my first cold by myself up here. It sucked not being able to go home and have my mom take care of me. She usually fixes me homemade chicken noodle soup and toast. I had to fend for myself. I actually think I got better in record time. Pretty much just slept a lot and drink lots of OJ.
Fall shows are starting again. Thank goodness. I am so glad to have something to watch. :)
Also, very exciting my cousin, Chad, and his wife just gave birth to their beautiful baby girl. I am sad I wasn't there and I won't get to officially see her until Thanksgiving. It is so weird seeing my cousin holding his daughter. I am so proud of both of them.
First chilly day and I turned off the air conditioner. Can't wait to save money on the bill but I am not excited about it getting cold. AT ALL.
No plans for this weekend yet but I did find out about a Mizzou bar on the Upper East Side so I might go watch the football game and maybe make some friends.
Oh yeah, recently a friend from high school starting messaging me on facebook. I have always liked this guy (as a friend) and was happy to hear from him but now he is texting me all the time and wanting to hang out when I come home for Thanksgiving. I don't want to sound like a selfish bitch but I am probably not going to have much time. There are so many people I am going to need to make time for. Plus, I just don't want to do the whole text message conversation all night. When I am watching a movie, watching a tv show, out doing something, I don't want to constantly be getting messages or having to come up with nice and witty remarks. I know this sounds ungrateful and mean but I just don't have it in me. I don't mind sometimes but if I respond, it NEVER ends. Not kidding. And he was planning on cooking me dinner. Already thinking of the recipes. Too much pressure. So I just suggested we get together for coffee or something.
Here are some tips from me to you:
Chocolate Peanut Butter Crunch Concrete at Shake Shack. GOOOOOOD. Also the burgers are really great too.
Street meat, more specifically a lamb gyro with tzatziki is even better cold the second day.
Saturday, September 10, 2011
Crazy night out and being my own handywoman...
So Thursday I went to see Follies on Broadway for my first Broadway experience. It was awesome. Reminded me of being in musicals in high school.
Last night I met up with my new friend Bryce who was meeting a bunch of her former coworkers. We went to this place in the West Village called Wicked Willy's. It was awesome. Some of the cheapest drinks I have seen in NYC. Like $3 miller lights. Hell Yeah! They had real beer pong tables set up and a band was playing. It was a really good time. Did at least two tequila shots. Ended up making out with a guy who was pretty cute. Looked kind of like Taylor Lautner. But after awhile, and I do this a lot, I just don't like having someone following me around constantly. So I started talking to another guy. And of course, the first guy was like what is going on. He actually handled it pretty well and was like, do you want to be talking to him now? I was like I am just talking to him. I just was not in the mood to be glued to anyone. It was fun for a little while but I wanted to talk to people. Then I guess Bryce liked the 2nd guy who I had talked to so I stopped talking to him. Then I was trying to get the first guy to stop hanging on me but he didn't get it.
Then one of the other girls had to catch a train to connecticut at Grand Central which is a stop on the green line that takes me home. So I took advantage and was like I am going to go home too. The guy was all like can I come home with you? I was like no sorry. I want to be alone and go to sleep. He asked several times. He did ask for my number and I was like I am not going to give it to you if you aren't going to call me. But he said he would. Whatever.So I just shared a cab with that girl and got out of there. Another thing that is funny is before this guy showed up, his brother's girlfriend told me he was coming but also warned me that he is a player. Why are the players always attracted to me???
So I made it home and it was a fun night out. There were lots of cute guys and I talked to several of them. :)
So this morning once I slept in, I figured I need to build my couch that I bought from target and that was delivered yesterday. So I included pictures of the process for your viewing pleasure. At first I was afraid I would need real tools and then it didn't seem to come with instructions but I managed to get it put together and I finally have a place to sit besides my bed!!! And it is a futon too so more sleeping places for people who visit!!
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